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Not Here. Not Now.
Not Ever.

Maybe it moved. Maybe it never existed. Maybe it’s out finding itself on a beach with no Wi-Fi.

Either way… this ain’t it.

You’ve got options:

• 🔁 Hit refresh and pretend this never happened

• 🏠 Go back home like a responsible adult

• 📩 Or tell us what went sideways — if you’re feeling emotionally available

“We were promised flying cars. We got broken links.”
— Every Gen Xer, at some point